作词 : Rains
Joe Bob was rough as a cob
And prone to blow his stack
Kenny Dean was in a suicide scene
Sneaking behind 
Joe's back
Sneaking around with 
Joe's girl, 
JuneShe liked the boys in the band
And when they all got together on 
Saturday night
It was easy to understand, why
They called it 
Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing
To the music of 
Bobby Lee and the 
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble
You could find it, 
I guarantee
Now the owner of the place was a man named 
JackAnd he wouldn't take talking back
He was married to a woman named 
MayShe took up the slack
He knocked you out and she'd drag you out
And leave you in the parking lot
And when you wake up in the morning with a busted head
You're just happy that was all you got
On Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing
To the music of 
Bobby Lee and the 
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble
You could find it, 
I guarantee
Well, the night 
Joe Bob found out
That Kenny 
Dean was sneaking around with 
JuneHe caught 
Bobby Lee and the band
In the middle of an old 
Hank Williams tune
Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart
And that was just the spark it took
And when the fighting got started
Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook
Until the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout
Hauled everybody to jail
When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears
He turned a whiter shade of pale
He said, good 
God ya'llWhat's happened here, somebody start a 
World War 
IIIWell, Kenny 
Dean just grinned the best he could
Said, your 
Honor, it seems to me
Like it was just another 
Saturday night
At the Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing
To the music of 
Bobby Lee and the 
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble
You could find it, 
I guarantee
Yeah, on Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing
To the music of 
Bobby Lee and the 
Blackjacks
It was Saturday night at
The Paradise 
Knife and 
Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble
You could find it, 
I guarantee
Lord, if you was looking for some trouble
You could find it, 
I guarantee