[00:01.18]Lily Allen [00:01.55]Alfie [00:02.14] [00:08.62]Ooooo deary me, [00:12.61]My little brother's in his bedroom smoking weed, [00:16.14]I tell him he should get up cos it's nearly quarter past three [00:20.15]He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC. [00:24.14]I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tea, [00:28.08]I can't even see you cos the room is so smokey, [00:32.13]Don't understand how one can watch so much TV, [00:36.09]My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see. [00:38.53] [00:40.29]Oooooo I only say it cos I care, [00:44.03]So please can you stop pulling my hair. [00:47.96]Now, now there's no need to swear, [00:51.93]Please don't despair my dear Mon frere. [00:55.56] [00:56.47]Ooooo Alfie get up it's a brand new day, [01:00.34]I just can sit back and watch your life waste away [01:04.08]You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid. [01:08.06]Get off your lazy arse, [01:11.65]Alfie please use your brain [01:12.38]Surely there's some walls out there that you can go spray, [01:16.17]I'm feeling guilty for leading you astray, [01:20.15]Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get laid, [01:24.13]When all you do is stay and play on your computer games? [01:26.96] [01:28.11]Oooooo I only say it cos I care, [01:31.99]So please can you stop pulling my hair. [01:35.99]Now, now there's no need to swear, [01:40.12]Please don't despair my dear Mon frere. [01:42.73] [02:00.09]Oh little brother please refrain from doing that, [02:03.82]I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat. [02:07.75]It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat, [02:11.88]Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat. [02:15.29] [02:16.29]Oooooo I only say it cos I care, [02:20.09]So please can you stop pulling my hair. [02:23.91]Now, now there's no need to swear, [02:28.05]Please don't despair [02:32.12]Please don't despair [02:36.04]Please don't despair [02:37.67]Mon frere [02:39.38]D. M .N [02:39.64]ming na!!! [02:40.50]