[00:00.00] 作词 : TURNER, ALEX [00:00.00] [00:08.88]Ask if we can have six in [00:10.42]If not we'll have to have two [00:12.89]You're coming up our end aren't you [00:15.11]So I'll get one with you [00:17.27]Won't he let us have six in [00:19.39]Especially not with the food [00:21.58]He could have just told us no though [00:23.77]He didn't have to be rude [00:25.31] [00:25.90]See her with the green dress [00:28.02]She talked to me at the bar [00:30.24]How come it's already two pound fifty? [00:32.40]We've only gone about a yard [00:34.58]Couldn't you see she were gorgeous [00:36.74]She were beyond belief [00:38.42]But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice [00:40.61]Came and paid for her tropical reef [00:42.74]Sitting going backwards [00:44.77]And I didn't want to leave [00:47.09]I said hit Shire Green mate [00:48.77]Via Hillsborough please [00:50.52] [00:58.62]Well how funny were that sketch earlier [01:00.52]Up at that taxi rank [01:02.93]Oh no you woulda missed it, [01:04.58]I think it were when you went to the bank [01:06.77]These two lads squaring up proper shouting [01:09.24]About who was next in the queue [01:11.56]The kind of thing that would seem so silly [01:13.41]But not when they've both had a few [01:15.24]Well calm down, temper, temper [01:17.56]You shouldn't get so annoyed [01:19.81]You're acting like a silly little boy [01:24.12]And they wanted to be men [01:25.81]And do some fighting in the street [01:28.53](They said) No surrender! No Chance of Retreat [01:31.68] [01:57.04]So hiding in the taxi [01:59.23]Cause I didn't wanna leave [02:01.18]I said hit Shire Green mate [02:03.03]Via Hillsborough please [02:05.06] [02:12.88]Drunken plots hatched to jump it, [02:15.01]ask around are you sure? [02:16.66]Went for it but the red light was showing [02:18.48]And the red light indicates doors are secured [02:20.94] [02:21.82]