Don't send me letters in bottles anymore
And don't come a-knockin' or darken my door
We've got a contract, devotion nevermore
We're legally bonded, in richness and in poor
I signed the line that was dotted
I like to end what I started
I signed the line
And I realized a lotta lies
Were written in letters
And bottles they tend to run aground
Don't give me platinum, to weigh down my wrist
I've got injunctions, so cease and desist
I've got a bottle, a ball, and a chain
You have the one thing of value that remains
I signed the line that was dotted
Oh, I like to end what I started
There's too much I need
I gotta plead insanity
So don't give me platinum
It just weighs me down
I signed the line
And I realized a lotta lies
Were written in letters
And bottles they tend to run aground