At first i just thought it was a game you were playing. (playing)
You can't imagine how much fun we're having
Stop it there without a care to what you've got to fear
Keep it all between your beer and your hockey hair
A lot of weird people, traits and ticks
From the strangers to these dangerous faces you kiss
You know this town ain't as cool as it used to be
When the lion, tigers and bears'd stare at your jewelry
Truthfully I'm content with how the day moves
Stepped up the game, oops, still rock the same shoes
And one time with them flashing things, they still
There to turn the drama into action scenes
I'm renting me a vehicle to roll me to the finish line
Follow if you wanna, we'll return around dinner time
Back hurts a little bit more with every cigarette
My mack learns to never ignore the petty gibberish
I walk the clay cocky like MR. Know-It-Also
Patiently waiting to pop, shake up the soda bottle
Horizontal like a mail-order male whore
that came forth just to show you all his pale horse
Of course the ones that love him hate him most
Heart broken ain't nothin' man, she look like she ate a ghost
Make a toast to the butter knife, **** it right
Wonder when my butterfly is gonna keep her flutter tight
I get way lonely when I'm on the j-o-b
And every pretty face acting like they know me
Same story, take photos and blow me
Like sucking on my pony is some type of a ****ing trophy
Don't know what to say homie, I understand under
the notion that mine is at home under another man
Don't even give it two minutes of business
Rotate the shoulder blades, trying to keep them chip-less
Built a prison out of conjugal visits
Now I rock a fake grimace on my face to catch the kisses
A bag of pot luck, a pint of gut rot
Emcee's is mock duck tofu tough-talk
What the blood clot, jump-shot, fade-away
Watch these kids eat it up like it was mayonnaise
Then he's on to the next city following the destiny
Fell asleep drooling on your left titty
Indeed I play my part and call it high art
Keeping my eye on a piece of that pie chart
Smarter than solutions to the Rubik's cube
Took it apart and then pulled out a tube of super glue
Electric boogaloo, instead of trying to look at you
I should stay in my house, sit on the couch and read a book or two
Maybe then this space alien can uncover ways to coexist
With other Homo sapiens
Until that time comes people know my bum steelo
Incognito with mosquitoes and dung beetles
It's like that, never the wack, an actual fact
It's like this, St. Paul, Minneapolis, jack
It's like that, take your head out the vaginal crack
Like what the **** did you expect
I rap