作曲 : Martin Fry & Stephen Barry Singleton & Mark White
作词 : Fry, Singleton, White
Love's just the gimmick 
A mime or a mimic 
That makes sex seem respectable 
Make you feel more than a dream holding me 
Holding me, holding me, holding me 
Lips that seem so kissable 
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Why take pleasure in censorship 
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She's vegetarian except when it comes 
To sex He's strictly ad lib 
Except when he consults the text 
Lips that seem so kissable 
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You're just the captain of a sinking ship 
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Lips that seem so kissable 
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You shoulda let your snarl, slip 
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