作词 : Briggs You recall when he hated me And pretended that he didn't see And he glanced a cast in your direction And you did it for your own protection Like the way that you shell the peas Only wish you were shelling me Like the way that you dance when you're in the kitchen Bodies rockin' and your moves are bitchin' Been a regular for so long But you treat me like there's something wrong When I let you know you are looking lovely Tell me is it really awful of me Got the touch when you're making tea, yeah Only wish that you'd taken me Ooh like spring time takes the winter The only thing I ever get is splinters From your chair in your vegetarian restaurant Ooh your vegetarian restaurant Your everywhere in your vegetarian restaurant Ooh your vegetarian restaurant Don't you know I'm dying deep inside This restaurant is all I want So keep it all beside, yeah I don't cry a lot, it's true When I do, I do it over you There's times I can't believe you're even human Sweet and modest and as unassuming As the tableware in your vegetarian restaurant Ooh your vegetarian restaurant