[00:10.04]An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:16.86]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.52]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.19]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.14]Isn't it ironic... don't you think?
[00:38.27]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:43.63]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:49.44]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:55.71]Who would've thought... it figures
[01:01.57]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:06.66]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:12.34]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:17.75]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:21.15]'Well isn't this nice...
[01:23.35]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
[01:28.76]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:34.19]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:40.00]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:46.26]Who would've thought... it figures
[01:52.38]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[01:55.54]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:03.43]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:07.18]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows upIn your face
[02:14.94]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:19.99]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
[02:25.72]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:31.32]It's meeting the man of my dreams
[02:33.79]And then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:37.74]And isn't it ironic... don't you think?
[02:43.35]A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
[02:49.18]It's like rain on your wedding day
[02:54.95]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:00.37]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:06.75]Who would've thought... it figures
[03:18.69]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[03:24.03]Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
[03:31.42]Helping you out