I'm not threatened by every pair of legs you watch go by I don't cringe when you stare at women It's just a thing called guy I don't notice your sideways glances Or where your loyalty lies I'm secure, and out of me, it's hard to get a rise I'm not jealous, I don't get moved by much I'm not enraged, not insecure as such Not going insane, rational stays in touch And doth I protest too much? I'm not tortured by how oft you're busy 'Cause I've got things to do I'm not disappointed about how you don't miss me 'Cause I don't need you too I'm not needy, I don't get clingy much I am not scared, I am not afraid as such I'm not dependent Rock-solid stays in touch And doth I protest too much? So much energy to prove to you Who I can't possibly be So much energy to prove to you I am not who you hate for me to be I'm not saddened and I don't miss you 'Cause I have moved on too I'm not concerned about your new lover 'Cause I have a new lover too I am not depressed, I don't get down that much I am not despondent, I am not dark as such I'm never sad Keep chin up stays in touch And doth I protest too much? I am not jealous, I don't get moved by much I'm not enraged, not insecure as such Not going insane Rational stays in touch And doth I protest too much?