我 们 我 们 像 条 狗 ！
wo men wo men xiang tiao gou ! Lyrics
| Song | 我 们 我 们 像 条 狗 ！ |
| Artist | 秦小站 |
| Album | 我 们 我 们 像 条 狗！ |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : 秦小站/周星驰 |
| [00:00.012] | 作曲 : 秦小站 |
| [00:00.25] | 编曲：秦小站 |
| [00:00.82] | 混音：秦小站 |
| [00:04.23] | 唐伯虎：不错！我就是美貌与智慧并重， |
| [00:06.35] | 英雄与侠义的化身唐伯虎！ |
| [00:10.90] | 武状元：小子，从今天开始， |
| [00:12.11] | 你就是华府的低等下人。 |
| [00:13.27] | 9527就是你的终身代号 。 |
| [00:15.73] | 唐伯虎：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！ |
| [00:18.24] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！ |
| [00:21.07] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！！！ |
| [00:26.18] | 众下人：死做活做像条狗！ |
| [00:30.11] | 被人骂不能汪汪叫！ |
| [00:32.74] | 像条狗！ |
| [00:33.97] | 真好笑！ |
| [00:35.59] | 某老师：我左青龙，右白虎， |
| [00:37.68] | 老牛在腰间,龙头在胸口, |
| [00:41.07] | 是人挡杀人，佛挡杀佛。 |
| [00:43.05] | 老爷： 唐伯虎！ |
| [00:45.47] | 参谋： 我上等威风，显现一身虎胆。 |
| [00:48.70] | 唐伯虎：你下流贱格，露出半个鬼头。 |
| [00:49.73] | 华夫人: 我不管你跟那些寅贼有没有关系， |
| [00:55.73] | 唐伯虎：夫人，请－－听我解释啊。 |
| [01:01.73] | 华夫人：还有什么好解释的？ |
| [01:05.73] | 唐伯虎：禀夫人, |
| [01:06.97] | 小人本住在 |
| [01:08.24] | 苏州的城边, |
| [01:10.19] | 家中有屋又有田, |
| [01:13.25] | 生活乐无边. |
| [01:15.64] | 谁知那唐伯虎, |
| [01:16.94] | 他蛮横不留情面, |
| [01:18.86] | 勾结官府目无天, |
| [01:21.04] | 占我大屋夺我田. |
| [01:23.45] | 我爷爷跟他来翻脸, |
| [01:26.01] | 反被他一棍来打扁, |
| [01:28.52] | 我奶奶骂他欺善民, |
| [01:31.41] | 反被他抓进唐府院, |
| [01:33.96] | 强剑了一百遍啊, |
| [01:35.95] | 一百遍! |
| [01:38.33] | 求 神 蒸 気 ~~~~ |
| [02:16.07] |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : qin xiao zhan zhou xing chi |
| [00:00.012] | zuo qu : qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.25] | bian qu: qin xiao zhan |
| [00:00.82] | hun yin: qin xiao zhan |
| [00:04.23] | tang bo hu: bu cuo! wo jiu shi mei mao yu zhi hui bing zhong, |
| [00:06.35] | ying xiong yu xia yi de hua shen tang bo hu! |
| [00:10.90] | wu zhuang yuan: xiao zi, cong jin tian kai shi, |
| [00:12.11] | ni jiu shi hua fu de di deng xia ren. |
| [00:13.27] | 9527 jiu shi ni de zhong shen dai hao . |
| [00:15.73] | tang bo hu: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| [00:18.24] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! |
| [00:21.07] | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! |
| [00:26.18] | zhong xia ren: si zuo huo zuo xiang tiao gou! |
| [00:30.11] | bei ren ma bu neng wang wang jiao! |
| [00:32.74] | xiang tiao gou! |
| [00:33.97] | zhen hao xiao! |
| [00:35.59] | mou lao shi: wo zuo qing long, you bai hu, |
| [00:37.68] | lao niu zai yao jian, long tou zai xiong kou, |
| [00:41.07] | shi ren dang sha ren, fu dang sha fu. |
| [00:43.05] | lao ye: tang bo hu! |
| [00:45.47] | can mou: wo shang deng wei feng, xian xian yi shen hu dan. |
| [00:48.70] | tang bo hu: ni xia liu jian ge, lou chu ban ge gui tou. |
| [00:49.73] | hua fu ren: wo bu guan ni gen nei xie yin zei you mei you guan xi, |
| [00:55.73] | tang bo hu: fu ren, qing ting wo jie shi a. |
| [01:01.73] | hua fu ren: hai you shen me hao jie shi de? |
| [01:05.73] | tang bo hu: bing fu ren, |
| [01:06.97] | xiao ren ben zhu zai |
| [01:08.24] | su zhou de cheng bian, |
| [01:10.19] | jia zhong you wu you you tian, |
| [01:13.25] | sheng huo le wu bian. |
| [01:15.64] | shei zhi na tang bo hu, |
| [01:16.94] | ta man heng bu liu qing mian, |
| [01:18.86] | gou jie guan fu mu wu tian, |
| [01:21.04] | zhan wo da wu duo wo tian. |
| [01:23.45] | wo ye ye gen ta lai fan lian, |
| [01:26.01] | fan bei ta yi gun lai da bian, |
| [01:28.52] | wo nai nai ma ta qi shan min, |
| [01:31.41] | fan bei ta zhua jin tang fu yuan, |
| [01:33.96] | qiang jian le yi bai bian a, |
| [01:35.95] | yi bai bian! |
| [01:38.33] | qiu shen zheng qi |
| [02:16.07] |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : qín xiǎo zhàn zhōu xīng chí |
| [00:00.012] | zuò qǔ : qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.25] | biān qǔ: qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:00.82] | hùn yīn: qín xiǎo zhàn |
| [00:04.23] | táng bó hǔ: bù cuò! wǒ jiù shì měi mào yǔ zhì huì bìng zhòng, |
| [00:06.35] | yīng xióng yǔ xiá yì de huà shēn táng bó hǔ! |
| [00:10.90] | wǔ zhuàng yuán: xiǎo zi, cóng jīn tiān kāi shǐ, |
| [00:12.11] | nǐ jiù shì huá fǔ de dī děng xià rén. |
| [00:13.27] | 9527 jiù shì nǐ de zhōng shēn dài hào . |
| [00:15.73] | táng bó hǔ: hā hā hā hā hā hā hā! |
| [00:18.24] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!! |
| [00:21.07] | hā hā hā hā hā hā hā!!! |
| [00:26.18] | zhòng xià rén: sǐ zuò huó zuò xiàng tiáo gǒu! |
| [00:30.11] | bèi rén mà bù néng wāng wāng jiào! |
| [00:32.74] | xiàng tiáo gǒu! |
| [00:33.97] | zhēn hǎo xiào! |
| [00:35.59] | mǒu lǎo shī: wǒ zuǒ qīng lóng, yòu bái hǔ, |
| [00:37.68] | lǎo niú zài yāo jiān, lóng tóu zài xiōng kǒu, |
| [00:41.07] | shì rén dǎng shā rén, fú dǎng shā fú. |
| [00:43.05] | lǎo yé: táng bó hǔ! |
| [00:45.47] | cān móu: wǒ shàng děng wēi fēng, xiǎn xiàn yī shēn hǔ dǎn. |
| [00:48.70] | táng bó hǔ: nǐ xià liú jiàn gé, lòu chū bàn gè guǐ tóu. |
| [00:49.73] | huá fū rén: wǒ bù guǎn nǐ gēn nèi xiē yín zéi yǒu méi yǒu guān xi, |
| [00:55.73] | táng bó hǔ: fū rén, qǐng tīng wǒ jiě shì a. |
| [01:01.73] | huá fū rén: hái yǒu shén me hǎo jiě shì de? |
| [01:05.73] | táng bó hǔ: bǐng fū rén, |
| [01:06.97] | xiǎo rén běn zhù zài |
| [01:08.24] | sū zhōu de chéng biān, |
| [01:10.19] | jiā zhōng yǒu wū yòu yǒu tián, |
| [01:13.25] | shēng huó lè wú biān. |
| [01:15.64] | shéi zhī nà táng bó hǔ, |
| [01:16.94] | tā mán hèng bù liú qíng miàn, |
| [01:18.86] | gōu jié guān fǔ mù wú tiān, |
| [01:21.04] | zhàn wǒ dà wū duó wǒ tián. |
| [01:23.45] | wǒ yé ye gēn tā lái fān liǎn, |
| [01:26.01] | fǎn bèi tā yī gùn lái dǎ biǎn, |
| [01:28.52] | wǒ nǎi nǎi mà tā qī shàn mín, |
| [01:31.41] | fǎn bèi tā zhuā jìn táng fǔ yuàn, |
| [01:33.96] | qiáng jiàn le yī bǎi biàn a, |
| [01:35.95] | yī bǎi biàn! |
| [01:38.33] | qiú shén zhēng qì |
| [02:16.07] |
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