作词 : Local H
All the Thai food and the must see 
TV, yeahKeeps ya subdued and unable to breathe, yeah
Chase a carrot stick in your 
Volkswagon 
Bug, yeahAll the limp dicks and their verility drugs and the 
Chinese pugs, yeah
Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
And you're tucked in tight, you sleep alright, and you won't bite
We're all defanged and declawed
It's the satellite, and your 
DVD, yeahKeeps you inside, it keeps you off of the street, yeah
And the payments, payments keep you alive, yeah
Sulfonation, it gets you on anytime, 
America online, yeah
Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
Like dominoes in neat little rows you are what you owe, yeah
Yeah, hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, we all get what we want
And we want
Hey, come on we're all defanged and declawed
We're creature comforted
Don't need anything, no there's nothing at all
And it keeps you down in surround sound until you drown
We're all defanged and declawed, declawed, declawed
We're all defanged and declawed, declawed, declawed