If I were him I'd know your birthday Just what to get The colors you wear We'd buy old bikes We'd ride on Sundays You'd review The books I sent And I know It takes 22 steps From the walk to your door It takes 22 steps Because I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet If I were him I'd buy the raincoat The orange one That he forbade We'd wait for rain We'd walk by his house In the front Not by the lane And I know It takes 22 steps From the walk to your door It takes 22 steps Because I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet And I'm not so sure That you would not say Get out, don't step in I'll never try again I'll never try again It takes 22 steps From the walk to your door It takes 22 steps Because I've tried it before And one day I'll knock But just not yet If I were him I'd know your birthday wish