[00:12.59]I broke my promise on a very sharp rock
[00:15.59]And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly
[00:18.40]And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep
[00:21.46]And that's how I learned how to survive
[00:25.59]And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking
[00:28.22]And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking
[00:30.65]
[00:31.38]And I gave water to all I thought were thirsty
[00:34.32]And that's how I learned how to survive
[00:38.51]I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping
[00:41.13]And I gave my money to my landlord he was needing it
[00:44.41]And I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding
[00:47.22]And that's how I learned how to survive
[00:51.29]But if you ain't got the do re mi boys
[00:54.54]If you got the do re mi
[00:57.04]Well you better go back to beautiful Texas
[00:59.98]Oklahoma Kansas Georgia Tennessee
[01:02.87]California's a garden of Eden a paradise to live in or see
[01:08.78]But believe it or not you won't find it so hot
[01:11.59]If you ain't got the do re mi
[01:16.09]And we totally ripped off a man named Woody Gutherie
[01:19.02]And I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice
[01:21.82]And I fed false information to the audience
[01:25.01]And that's how I learned how to survive
[01:29.32]And I give a thank you to my father for not raising me
[01:32.32]And I give a finger to my step father for beating me
[01:35.19]And I give props to myself for achieving
[01:37.76]And god damn I'm glad that I survived
[01:40.82]And god damn I'm surprised that I survived
[01:45.69]
[01:58.32]We just handed you a giant load of gibberish
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[02:03.97]And I give love to a lover quite deserving of it
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[02:09.29]And I give thanks to all of you for listening
[02:13.48]To the story of how we learned how to survive