Got a shopping list on my arm
I've got the underwear lost in my class(?)
I've got a fake ass boutonnière
I've got a japanese smiling disease
And you don't want to **** with me.
No, you don't want to **** with me. 
I've got an angel dying on my shoulder
I've got the devil dancing in my heart
I've got a kitten sucking baby's breath
I've got a set of really ****ed up tapes..no no no. 
You don't want to **** with me.
No you don't want to **** with me. 
You don't want to **** with me.
No you don't want to **** with me. 
I've got a pint of orange juice.
One half of which goes to my brass monkey.
The other half is going to 
Our malevolent, Pope John Paul (?), no no no no. 
You don't want to **** with me.
No you don't want to **** with me.
How dare you try to **** with me.
No you don't want to **** with me.