[00:08.780] Up to your waist in water [00:10.888] Up to your eyes in slush [00:13.008] Using the kind of language [00:14.696] That makes the sergeants blush; [00:16.947] Who wouldn't join the army [00:18.935] That's what we all enquire [00:20.957] Don't we pity the poor civilians [00:22.863] Sitting around the fire? [00:24.749] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [00:28.337] Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? [00:30.275] Oh, it's a shame to take the pay [00:32.749] As soon as reveille has gone [00:34.691] We feel just as heavy as lead [00:36.122] But we never get up till the sergeant [00:38.015] Brings our breakfast up to bed [00:40.438] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [00:43.842] What do you want with eggs and ham [00:45.883] When you've got plum and apple jam? [00:48.291] Form fours! Right turn! [00:50.239] How shall we spend the money we earn? [00:52.218] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [00:53.296] [00:56.207] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [00:59.643] Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? [01:01.501] Oh, it's a shame to take the pay [01:03.936] As soon as reveille has gone [01:05.729] We feel just as heavy as lead [01:07.285] But we never get up till the sergeant [01:09.189] Brings our breakfast up to bed [01:11.569] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [01:15.002] What do you want with eggs and ham [01:16.937] When you've got plum and apple jam? [01:19.351] Form fours! Right turn! [01:21.277] How shall we spend the money we earn [01:23.141] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [01:27.119] [01:31.466] Come to the cook-house door, boys [01:33.542] Sniff at the lovely stew [01:35.600] Who is it says the colonel [01:37.639] Gets better grub than you? [01:39.575] Any complaints this morning? [01:41.679] Do we complain? Not we [01:43.691] What's the matter with lumps of onion [01:45.603] Floating around the tea? [01:47.535] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [01:51.245] Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? [01:53.217] Oh, it's a shame to take the pay [01:55.679] As soon as reveille has gone [01:57.609] We feel just as heavy as lead [01:59.194] But we never get up till the sergeant [02:01.137] Brings our breakfast up to bed [02:03.621] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [02:07.268] What do you want with eggs and ham [02:09.217] When you've got plum and apple jam? [02:11.741] Form fours! Right turn! [02:13.843] How shall we spend the money we earn? [02:15.802] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [02:18.795] [02:19.918] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [02:23.446] Who wouldn't be a soldier, eh? [02:25.442] Oh, it's a shame to take the pay [02:27.969] As soon as reveille has gone [02:29.882] We feel just as heavy as lead [02:31.402] But we never get up till the sergeant [02:33.435] Brings our breakfast up to bed [02:35.896] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war [02:39.480] What do you want with eggs and ham [02:41.492] When you've got plum and apple jam? [02:43.988] Form fours! Right turn! [02:46.024] How shall we spend the money we earn [02:48.023] Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a lovely war