[00:08.406]Hi, boys and girls
[00:10.902]This is your old friend
[00:14.425]And you know what?
[00:16.111]We just got back from the North Pole
[00:19.734]And you know what we were doing up there, don't you?
[00:23.278]That's right, we saw him alright
[00:27.038]And all his little dwarves
[00:29.838]Boy, did we get off on them
[00:33.870]And we learned some wonderful things about him
[00:38.254]And we'd like to sing you all a little song
[00:41.686]So why don't ya, you know, move on up
[00:46.406]And come up close, and we'll sing to you
[00:50.750]Come on, closer, closer, come on, I won't bite
[00:58.982]Come on, right down by my shoes
[01:03.942]Come on, move closer, that's it, great
[01:08.318]Okay, huddle all around, and we'll sing you a song
[01:13.158]Alright, you too Johnny, come on, closer
[01:23.382]All year long, he's busy making toys
[01:33.594]For all the little girls and little boys
[01:42.494]He puts them in his sled and gives his whip a crack
[01:50.879]On Donder, on Blitzen, but never on smack
[02:00.142]'Cause Santa doesn't cop out on ****
[02:08.903]Has he ever even tried it? Well, y'know
[02:15.318]The answer's no
[02:17.518]So little kiddies, here's my point
[02:22.231]Just leave him cookies, and save your joint
[02:26.750]'Cause Santa Claus turns on it his own way
[02:33.183]Watching you and I turn on, on Christmas day
[02:46.646]Merry Christmas
[02:52.345]Merry Christmas, David Geffen
[03:04.173]Merry Christmas, everybody