Sitting by a lonely Kansas road A car goes rushing by At the rate of one an hour Want a lift into the nearest town And judging by the sky We're heading for a shower Ooh, ooh, ooh... I'm a half a million miles from home Hey there, man Don't step upon the gas There's room enough inside And I'm very tired of walking I don't wanna do you any harm I just wanna get a ride And I'm very good at talking Ooh, ooh, ooh... I'm a half a million miles from home Now the telegraph begins to hum There's a message on the wire An electric conversation Well, ain't that life I'm saying to myself There's an awful lot of words But there's no communication Ooh, ooh, ooh... I'm a half a million miles from home Ooh, ooh, ooh... I'm a half a million miles from home Ooh, ooh, ooh... I'm a half a million miles from home