I'm staring down at my whiskey now, oh shucks. Crying in the grass and making bad sense, uh huh. No one ever sees me cry. She is my real tough guy And she never told me why, But I know Because I knew it all when I looked into that creature's eyes She's a bull dyke and she makes me come to life each time. Oh, she is such a real tough guy, But I try to treat her great And no one ever hears me cry. You're a special person that way. You're a scumbag and i'm sad about that, oh shucks. That's the way I like it Takes me want to shout And she really drove me south I let her live at my house I'll just figure it out