作词 : Cole, Nevin
Hey, hey, hey, 
Look at me now, 
I'm unrecognizable. 
My trademark frown 
Has grown 
Into the strangest easy smile. 
And oh, my, my, 
Where did I go wrong? 
Ask all my drunken friends 
Who's going to carry us home? 
Who's going to drink 'til the morning? 
Who's going to carry us home? 
Love ruined everything 
As the ladies line their eyes 
And the gents make their excuses 
And the talk is going cheap 
I'll be smiling in my sleep 
Hey, hey, hey, 
Look at her now 
She's the life of the party 
Oh, my, my, 
Where did she go wrong? 
Ask all my drunken friends... 
Who's going to carry us home? 
Who's going to drink 'til the morning? 
Who's going to carry us home? 
Love ruined everything 
As the ladies line their eyes 
And the gents make their excuses 
And the talk is going cheap 
I'll be smiling in my sleep