[00:00.111]Stan The Man Version）-Adam Sandler
[00:09.595]Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn NY
[00:13.665]Son of Anna and Phil
[00:17.545]At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy
[00:21.905]And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale's bill
[00:26.595]Right away they started on a family
[00:30.705]Three smart kids popped out of mom's tummy
[00:35.243]But then one steamy night dad forgot to wear his raincoat
[00:39.743]Nine months later out came the dummy
[00:44.423]But he took care of me
[00:50.682]Oh 'Stan the Man'was my hero
[00:55.682]The coolest guy ever I swear
[00:59.992]He stayed up all night making me a clay volcano
[01:03.882]That's how I won the science fair
[01:08.452]He was 6'2200and 50lbs
[01:12.922]And as sweet as he was strong
[01:17.302]He was also known to be pretty well endowed
[01:21.542]But believe me he didn't pass that one along
[01:25.872]His fav'rite singers were Leo Red Bone and Johny Cash
[01:30.802]His favorite ball players were Cold Facts and Micky
[01:34.862]His favorite restaurant was the state's delicatessen
[01:39.161]His favorite movie was 'Little Nicky'
[01:43.271]Sorry 'Godfather I and II'
[01:45.81]Maybe next time
[01:46.101]Yeah 'Stan the Man'was my hero
[01:50.501]With a golf swing that made me cry
[01:55.171]He'd take their money and put it in his top dresser drawer
[01:59.181]Then I'd steal it so I could get high
[02:03.771]But he beat that habit out of me
[02:10.131]So dad
[02:11.221]Thanks for letting me stay up late to watch Johny Carson
[02:15.241]Thanks for coaching all our games in Livingston Park
[02:19.601]Thanks for telling me to always punch a kid in the face
[02:23.371]If he made an anti-Semitic remark
[02:27.691]Yeah and don't worry 'bout mom
[02:30.31]We'll always look after her
[02:32.661]Me Scott Val Liz and the grandkids
[02:36.861]And when Jacky and I have children of our own
[02:41.91]We'll try to raise them just the way you did
[02:45.251]So say 'hi'to both my grandmas and grandpas
[02:49.631]Tell my dog Meatball I miss him so
[02:53.951]But most important take advantage of being in heaven
[02:58.561]And go bang Marylin Monroe
[03:03.291]Mom said it's cool just wear a raincoat
[03:09.911]Oh 'Stan the Man'was my hero
[03:14.651]Still is and always will be
[03:18.531]'Cause he didn't give too much crap about nothin'
[03:22.771]Except loving his family
[03:27.511]Well 'Stan the Man'is gone
[03:35.141]But will always live on