[00:00.274]They said our love would never work
[00:03.357]They said that when I met you
[00:06.178]Well they were right it's over now
[00:09.574]But still I won't forget you
[00:16.026]When the next door neighbor's yelling
[00:19.631]When all day I keep on smelling old men's macs
[00:22.896]or when my ears are blocked with wax
[00:25.430]When conversation turns to taxidermy
[00:28.904]I will think of you
[00:32.091]When I see a child dismember insects
[00:35.984]or when I remember how I feel
[00:38.570]the day after an Indian meal
[00:41.182]or when I see a jellied eel
[00:43.951]My darling I will think of you
[00:47.948]Or when my best friend doesn't like
[00:50.717]Beryl cook or David Hockney
[00:53.277]or when I think of **** Van Dyke
[00:56.046]trying to do a cockney accent
[01:02.733]When on TV there's only Tyra
[01:06.312]When above my head the flies are jumbo jets
[01:09.786]When all my towels are dripping wet
[01:12.268]or when my pink blancmange won't set
[01:14.854]My darling I will think of you
[01:18.746]When my aunt says 'Time for shut-eye!'
[01:21.881]When I wash up dinner but I get no thanks
[01:25.538]Whenever I smell septic tanks
[01:28.124]Whenever I see dirty skanks
[01:30.632]My darling I will think of you