作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
He's an imposter this is the real Ned Schneebly and this loser is Dewey Finn
He's not even a teacher he can barley read
Alright yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn
No
Yes indeed
And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach
I promise you I can read
Oh my God
But forget who or what I might happen to be
These children of yours have truly touched me
And I can assure I have definitely touched them well most of them
I got it through she had no clue we're gonna Sue where is she
That pile of epic fail
How would you see that you allow that little creep come pass
His a** belongs in jail
Fifty thousand bucks a year how could have we happened here
Just calm down
How you'll tell us how and that
Just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed
And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed
While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest
Let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed
If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine
I'm the one who came here no one else can resign
Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just listen
Sorry to inform you that all of your children are missing