[00:00.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:00.68]He's an imposter this is the real Ned Schneebly and this loser is Dewey Finn
[00:06.73]He's not even a teacher he can barley read
[00:10.04]Alright yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn
[00:13.32]No
[00:13.90]Yes indeed
[00:15.41]And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach
[00:18.39]I promise you I can read
[00:20.58]Oh my God
[00:21.39]But forget who or what I might happen to be
[00:24.20]These children of yours have truly touched me
[00:27.36]And I can assure I have definitely touched them well most of them
[00:36.22]I got it through she had no clue we're gonna Sue where is she
[00:39.66]That pile of epic fail
[00:42.46]How would you see that you allow that little creep come pass
[00:45.56]His a** belongs in jail
[00:48.09]Fifty thousand bucks a year how could have we happened here
[00:53.05]Just calm down
[00:53.57]How you'll tell us how and that
[00:59.51]Just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed
[01:02.40]And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed
[01:05.38]While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest
[01:08.24]Let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed
[01:11.24]If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine
[01:14.17]I'm the one who came here no one else can resign
[01:17.13]Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just listen
[01:22.20]Sorry to inform you that all of your children are missing