[00:02.000]做皇帝你在行
[00:04.990]这话说得太荒唐
[00:08.020]什么生意都听过
[00:11.050]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:14.100]没听过皇帝这一行
[00:17.100]做皇帝要专长
[00:20.130]我做皇帝比人强
[00:23.130]世代祖传有名望
[00:26.230]扮起来准像唐明皇
[00:28.910]唐明皇呀胡子长
[00:31.630]齿白唇红嘴上光
[00:34.670]你一点都不像唐明皇
[00:38.090]做一个太监倒相当
[00:40.550]难道你见过皇帝的面
[00:43.250]知道皇帝胡子长
[00:45.710]虽没见过真皇帝
[00:48.760]可见过戏里的唐明皇
[00:51.720]你没有胡子总不像
[00:54.800]只有把假的装一装
[00:57.860]装一装
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[01:20.660]跟我学照我样
[01:26.350]我教你做唐明皇
[01:31.940]皇帝走路要像样
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[01:43.580]大摇大摆莫匆忙呀
[01:49.340]莫匆忙
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[02:03.400]做皇帝要端庄
[02:12.270]看人不能太轻狂
[02:17.460]两眼盯着人家望
[02:23.360]不象皇帝象流氓啊
[02:29.590]象流氓
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