[00:00.00]三笑
[00:29.20]为了小秋香'叫我想到狂.
[00:35.76]卖身相投好比跳粉墙呀．
[00:42.52]功名么，富贵么谁指望呀'
[00:49.52]只羡那鸳鸯呀，快快配成双.
[00:56.59]
[01:03.29]真心来相诉'我就是唐伯虎'
[01:10.08]卖身投靠原是假戏做呀'
[01:16.89]独步么．三无么'跳花舞'
[01:24.60]巧姻缘对你么'当面莫错过.
[01:31.50]
[02:05.00]好一个唐伯虎呀　'
[02:08.61]我把你官衙诉'
[02:12.00]卖身投靠来做小登徒.
[02:18.67]辱没了斯文么，
[02:22.68]真呀真可恶.
[02:25.68]上堂去先打你五百五十五.
[02:38.99]告诉你小秋香'切莫太猖狂'
[02:46.46]一笑三笑秋香莫荒唐呀.
[02:52.91]上堂去'谁个么说得最响'
[02:59.82]皮鞭呀板子呀要你先尝尝.
[03:06.61]皮鞭呀板子呀要你先尝-尝.