[00:06.490]Would you like to swing on a star [00:10.490]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:13.490]And be better off than you are [00:18.490]Or would you rather be a mule [00:21.490]A mule is an animal with long funny ears [00:24.490]Kicks up at anything he hears [00:27.490]His back is brawny but his brain is weak [00:30.490]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak [00:33.490]And by the way if you hate to go to school [00:36.490]You may grow up to be a mule [00:39.490]Or would you like to swing on a star [00:42.490]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [00:46.490]And be better off than you are [00:51.490]Or would you rather be a pig [00:53.490]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face [00:57.490]His shoes are a terrible disgrace [01:00.490]He has no manners when he eats his food [01:04.490]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude [01:07.490]But if you don't care a feather or a fig [01:11.490]You may grow up to be a pig [01:14.490]Or would you like to swing on a star [01:17.490]Carry moonbeams home in a jar [01:21.490]And be better off than you are [01:24.490]Or would you rather be a fish [01:27.490]A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook [01:31.490]He can't write his name or read a book [01:34.490]To fool the people is his only thought [01:38.490]And though he's slippery he still gets caught [01:41.490]But then if that sort of life is what you wish [01:45.490]You may grow up to be a fish [01:59.490]A new kind of jumped up slippery fish [02:01.490]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo [02:06.490]Every day you meet quite a few [02:08.490]So you see it's all up to you [02:13.490]You can be better than you are [02:19.490]You could be swingin' on a star [02:25.490]Dudu dudu dudu dudu dudu