[00:08.43]i know a fat old policeman
[00:10.15]he's always on our street
[00:12.05]a fat and jolly red faced man
[00:14.19]he really is a treat
[00:16.03]he's to kind for a policeman
[00:17.91]he's never known to frown
[00:19.83]and everybody says he's the happyist man in town
[00:23.32](laughing) （
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[00:47.11]the laughs apon duty
[00:48.70]he laughs apon his beat
[00:50.76]he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
[00:54.36]he never can stop laughing
[00:56.54]he says he has not tried
[00:58.32]and once he did arrest a man
[01:00.66]and laughed untill he cried
[01:02.69](laughing)（
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[01:25.92]his jolly face is wrinkeled
[01:27.80]and then he shut his eyes
[01:29.70]he opened his great mouth
[01:31.64]is was a wanderus site
[01:33.76]he said i must arrest you
[01:35.46]he dint know what for
[01:37.57]and then he started laughing
[01:39.49]until he cracked his jaw
[01:41.73](laughing)（
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[02:05.69]so if you chance to meet him
[02:07.22]when walking round the town
[02:09.15]just shake him by his fat old hand
[02:11.47]and give him half a crown
[02:13.28]his eyes will beam and sparkel
[02:15.33]he will gurgle with delight
[02:17.09]and then you will start him laughing
[02:19.39]with all his blessed might
[02:21.34](laughing)（