Rocky Raccoon checked into his room
 Only to find Gideon's Bible
 Rocky had come, equipped with a gun
 To shoot off the legs of his rival
 His rival it seems, had broken his dreams
 By stealing the girl of his fancy
 Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil
 But everyone knew her as Nancy
 Now she and her man, who called himself Dan
 Were in the next room at the hoe down
 Rocky burst in, and grinning a grin
 He said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
 But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot
 And Rocky collapsed in the corner
 Now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room
 Only to find Gideon's Bible
 Gideon checked out, and he left it, no doubt
 To help with good Rocky's revival