Nothing is ever easy 
but there's a routine
Loving you's way too cheesy 
but that's the beauty

Ladies who lunch with me 
someday will be waiting for me

Not much is on the menu 
but then there's no need
There are so many crudites 
but no nudity no nudity

Ladies who lunch with me 
someday will be waiting on me

Oh, he doesn't even like you
But I could melt in your arms

(If only they could feed me, uh huh)

Some stay dry while others drown inside 
and gossip all together
A fine white wine to juice us while we dine
I'm sour grapes forever

Ah, Ah, Ah
Ladies Who Lunch With Me