things i want
hohoho
so many christmas letters
so many wishes
lucy wants a squeezie doll
jimmy wants a moon rocket
oh.this list is rather long
ya-----a-------ou !!! yeah
hey now santa im writing to you
cos theres alot of cool shit i want
i know ive been naughty
but cut me some slack
cos theres alot of cool shit i want
so heres my list-a
so check it out twice-a
i want a solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
i want a motley crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns
i want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight

i want to chop florids off the map
i want pamela andersons speedo top
so there you go santa
theres my christmas list
thats all the cool shit i want
but wait a minute santa
theres some things i missed
theres still alot of cool shit i want
so heres my list-a
so check it out twice-a
i want a time machine and a bb gun
i want a statue of moby on the surface of the sun
i want to party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns
i want a bumper pool table and a robot pelican
there you go santa im sure you'll agree
that theres some really cool shit i want
i know ive been naughty but i guarantee
that i deserve every single one
so heres my list-a
so check it out twice-a
i know ive been naughty but life aint nice-a
ps i still-a need some more shit-a
i want a diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt
i want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns
i want a magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks
i want......shit i want