[00:03.11]things i want
[00:04.74]hohoho
[00:06.73]so many christmas letters
[00:09.50]so many wishes
[00:11.86]lucy wants a squeezie doll
[00:14.50]jimmy wants a moon rocket
[00:17.75]oh.this list is rather long
[00:42.40]ya-----a-------ou !!! yeah
[00:54.03]hey now santa im writing to you
[00:56.28]cos theres alot of cool shit i want
[00:59.52]i know ive been naughty
[01:01.12]but cut me some slack
[01:02.40]cos theres alot of cool shit i want
[01:05.06]so heres my list-a
[01:06.43]so check it out twice-a
[01:09.31]i want a solid gold harley with machine guns on the front
[01:15.19]i want a motley crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns
[01:27.57]i want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight
[01:29.73]
[01:32.61]i want to chop florids off the map
[01:35.49]i want pamela andersons speedo top
[01:38.43]so there you go santa
[01:39.47]theres my christmas list
[01:40.66]thats all the cool shit i want
[01:43.71]but wait a minute santa
[01:44.92]theres some things i missed
[01:46.40]theres still alot of cool shit i want
[01:49.32]so heres my list-a
[01:50.67]so check it out twice-a
[01:53.45]i want a time machine and a bb gun
[01:59.10]i want a statue of moby on the surface of the sun
[02:04.91]i want to party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns
[02:10.80]i want a bumper pool table and a robot pelican
[02:39.86]there you go santa im sure you'll agree
[02:42.24]that theres some really cool shit i want
[02:45.15]i know ive been naughty but i guarantee
[02:47.72]that i deserve every single one
[02:50.81]so heres my list-a
[02:52.43]so check it out twice-a
[02:54.07]i know ive been naughty but life aint nice-a
[02:57.04]ps i still-a need some more shit-a
[03:02.30]i want a diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt
[03:08.32]i want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns
[03:13.88]i want a magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks
[03:19.70]i want......shit i want