It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped Two ******' presents It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped Two ******' presents And I hate hate hate your guts I hate hate hate your guts And I'll never talk to you again Unless your dad will suck me off I'll never talk to you again Unless your mom will touch my cock I'll never talk to you again Ejaculate into a sock I'll never talk to you again I'll never talk to you again It's labor day and my grandpa just ate Seven ******' hot dogs