[00:28.652]Outside the carolers start to sing
[00:31.116]I can't describe the joy they bring
[00:33.412]'Cause joy is something they don't bring me
[00:38.179]My girlfriend is by my side
[00:40.483]From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
[00:42.887]Their whiny voices get irritating
[00:46.244]It's Christmas time again
[00:50.211]So I stand with a dead smile on my face
[00:52.531]Wondering how much of my time they'll waste
[00:54.907]Oh God, I hate these Satan's helpers
[00:59.812]And then I guess I must have snapped
[01:02.526]Because I grabbed the baseball bat
[01:04.629]And made them all run for shelter
[01:08.227]It's Christmas time
[01:10.139]Again
[01:11.259]It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
[01:14.716]All year
[01:16.012]I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
[01:19.667]You people scare me
[01:22.132]Please stay away from my home
[01:24.451]If you don't wanna get beat down
[01:26.819]Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[01:48.804]Well, I guess it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
[01:51.740]'Cause the cops came and arrested me
[01:54.155]They had an unfair advantage
[01:58.835]And even though the jail didn't have a tree
[02:01.676]Christmas came a night early
[02:03.884]'Cause a guy named bubba unwrapped my package
[02:07.437]It's Christmas time
[02:09.252]Again
[02:10.419]It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand
[02:13.830]All year
[02:15.172]I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer
[02:18.784]You people scare me
[02:20.523]Please stay away from my home
[02:23.516]If you don't wanna get beat down
[02:25.867]Just leave the presents and then leave me alone
[02:38.660]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas
[02:43.403]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail)
[02:48.068]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail)
[02:53.109]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail)
[02:57.723]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas (Please post my bail)
[03:02.652]I won't be home, I won't be home for Christmas