Once long ago
Was a man who made a TV show
Spent all his savings
Every penny so that we would know
But this poor man
Had few fans and his boss wouldn't pay him
So I thought up
A way for him to escape
I helped patrick MC
Goohan escape
Now he's added from the human race
Yes he is
Yes he is
We made sure
That the rovers were fast asleep
And number two was at it to
Making his plans to kidnap Paul McCartney
We took a bus
We took a boat
And finally we took a train
And ran away to the USA
That's where he's been until this day
I helped Patrick McGoohan escape
He lives next door to the man in a suitcase
Yes he does
Yes he does
Where am I
In the village
What do you want
Information
You won't get it
By hook or by crook we will
Who are you
The new number two
Who is umber one
You are number six
Mad laughing through
I am not a number I am a free man
I will not be pushed
Filed
Stamped
Indexed
Briefed
Debriefed
Or numbered
Pushed
Filed
Stamped
Indexed
Briefed
Debriefed
Or numbered
My life is my own
I
I helped Patrick McGoohan escape
Now he's added from the human race
I helped Patrick McGoohan escape
He lives next door to the man in a suitcase