I've  seen  a  peanut  stand,heard  a  rubber  band,
I've  seen  a  needle  that  winked  its  eye.
But  I  think  I  will  have  seen  about  everything
When  I  see  an  elephant  fly.
I  saw  a  front  porch  swing,heard  a  diamond  ring,
I've  seen  a  polka-dot  railroad  tie.
But  I  think  I  will  have  seen  about  everything
when  I  see  an  elephant  fly.
I  saw  a  clothes  horse,he  r'ar  up  and  buck
And  they  tell  me  that  a  man  made  a  vegetable  truck
I  didn't  see  that,I  only  heard
But  just  to  be  sociable  I'll  take  your  word
I  saw  a  land  in  slant,I  saw  a  basball  bat
I  laughed  till  I  thought  I'd  die
But  I  think  I  will  have  seen  about  everything
When  I  see  an  elephant  fly
I  even  heard  a  chocolate  drop
I  went  into  a  store,saw  a  bicycle  shop
You  can't  deny  the  things  you  see,
but  I  know  there's  certain  things  that  just  can't  be
I  heard  a  fireside  chat,I  saw  a  baseball  bat
I  laughed  till  I  thought  I'd  die
But  I  think  I  will  have  seen  about  everything
When  I  see  an  elephant  fly
when  I  see  an  elephant  fly