Do your ears hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can you tie them in a knot (ow)
Can you tie them in a bow
Can you toss them over your shoulder
Like a regimental soldier
Do your ears hang low
Can you twitch your nose
Can you bend it to and fro
Can you touch it with your tougue
Can you touch it with your toe
With your finger and your thumb
Pinch the end and sing along
Can you twitch your nose
Can you purse your lips
Can you make them do a twist
Perhaps a crooked smile
Or even blow a kiss
Can you open them really wide
Waggle your tongue about inside
Can you purse your lips

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?