作曲 : Chris Freeman
 I had a chance to call
 but I didn't because my pride was so shot
 So I never returned the shit that I stole
 under the premise that I might have forgot
 A chance to act like the person I wanted to be
 who is clever and cunning
 oh god is he funny
 He knows what to say when departing

 So say goodbye to your mother and the house that you had as a kid
 You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is.
 So goodbye to your mother and the house that you had as a kid
 You're heading to college to discover who you wish you were is.
 So goodbye.