Yeah Ay Yeah I was sitting at the bus stop Listening to punk rock When I saw your boyfriend walking my way He’s always trynna start **** I'm always the target Why you gotta date the ones that I hate? Why you gotta date that Got me falling face flat Every time you touch him I just wanna budge in Baby you're so perfect He’s not even worth it Why you gotta date the ones that I hate You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags) You're dating all the douchebags The douchebags (yeah, yeah) The douchebags (ayy) The douchebags Baby you my favorite That won’t ever change a bit Every time I see you My thoughts start to take a trip You had that sparkle in your eye Since we met back in grade 5 You always used to wave at me Which took me by surprise Now I never understood Why you always date the mean kids You have always been nice But your boyfriend's always teasing Let me have a go Show you who I really am Your heart is half empty And I'll fill it to the brim Like He doesn’t even treat you good Tell me why you're standing by his side I don't understand what you see Everything is clear to me I was sitting at the bus stop Listening to punk rock When I saw your boyfriend walking my way He’s always trynna start **** I'm always the target Why you gotta date the ones that I hate? Why you gotta date that Got me falling face flat Every time you touch him I just wanna budge in Baby you're so perfect He’s not even worth it Why you gotta date the ones that I hate You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags) The douchebags Yeah I might dirtbag At least I’m not a douche I'm sorry for the names But you know it's kind of true Who you gonna date, ayy Who you gonna dump I promise it will work out If you make me the one I might dirtbag At least I’m not a douche I'm sorry for the names But you know it's kind of true Who you gonna date, ayy Who you gonna dump I promise it will work out If you make me the one I was sitting at the bus stop Listening to punk rock When I saw your boyfriend walking my way He’s always trynna start **** I'm always the target Why you gotta date the ones that I hate? Why you gotta date that Got me falling face flat Every time you touch him I just wanna budge in Baby you're so perfect He’s not even worth it Why you gotta date the ones that I hate You're dating all the douchebags (the douchebags) Stop The douchebags They're all losers