Muppets The
Miscellaneous
Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear
I may go out tomorrow
If I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh I'd step out in style
With my sincere smile
And my dancing bear
Outrageous alarming
Courageous charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing how fair people can be
Seen at at the nicest places
Making the grandest entrance
Is Simon Smith and his dancing bear
They'll love us
Fozzie: Won't they
They feed us
Fozzie: Don't they
Oh who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It's just amazing
How fair people can be
Oh who needs money
Fozzie: When we're funny
The great attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear
Fozzie: Together Yes Oh yes