[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:07.33][ELLE] [00:07.58]Though I dreamed of this day long ago [00:09.77]Now my answer is thank you, but no [00:12.96]Look, I've barely begun, I'm hardly through [00:18.49]I was living in ignorant bliss [00:21.04]'Til I learned I could be more than this [00:24.12]And, you know, in a way I owe it all to you [00:27.92] [00:29.21]I thought losing your love was a blow I could never withstand [00:35.78]But look far I have come without anyone holding my hand [00:42.11]I had to find my way [00:43.55] [00:45.24]The day you broke my heart [00:47.99]You handed me the chance [00:50.93]To make a brand new start [00:53.48]You helped me find my way [00:56.72]There's still no much to learn [00:59.90]So many dreams to earn [01:02.94]But even if I crash and burn ten times a day [01:08.77]I think I'm here to stay [01:11.86]I'm gonna find my way [01:15.84] [01:16.24][VIVIENNE] [01:19.87]William Shakespeare wrote: [01:22.02]"To thine ownself be true [01:23.81]And it must follow, as the night the day [01:27.40]Thou canst not then be false to any man" [01:30.19]I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman [01:33.88]A blonde woman [01:36.02]Over the past three years she taught me [01:38.47]And showed us all [01:39.67]That being true to yourself never goes out of style [01:43.71]Ladies and gentlemen [01:44.85]Our valedictorian: Elle Woods! [01:45.85] [01:46.75][ELLE] [01:49.24]Ladies and gentlemen of the class of two-- [01:50.79] [01:51.08][PAULETTE] [01:51.23]Here's the part where she gives her big speech [01:53.52]We're so proud but Elle's not one to preach [01:55.42]So she said we could play Where Are They Now [01:59.91]Here we go! [02:01.21]Enid practices family law [02:03.40]Vivienne's training for the Peace Corps [02:06.59]Warner quit, said he makes more modelling anyhow [02:07.34] [02:11.17]Callahan ran for governor but was defeated, of course [02:16.90]And his wife hired Emmett to handle their messy divorce [02:21.73] [02:22.38]And me [02:24.07]I think I'll find my way [02:26.96]And hey, I married Kyle [02:29.25]And now we have two kids and one more on the way [02:34.29]And we live out in Worcester [02:37.43]I bought a new salon, we also feature dog grooming [02:42.50]Here, take a couple cards [02:44.75]Oops, sorry, back to Elle [02:46.55] [02:47.84][ELLE] [02:48.28]I thank you, one and all [02:50.58]The ones who thought I'd fall [02:53.13]Who taught me how to fail [02:55.37]Who helped me to prevail [03:00.30]I'm standing here today [03:06.10]'Cause you helped me find my way [03:15.27]Oh, and if you could give me one second before we all go [03:21.84]Emmett Forrest, please make me the happiest woman I know [03:25.98] [03:26.23][EMMETT] [03:26.73]Oh my, oh my, oh my God [03:27.57] [03:28.17][ENSEMBLE] [03:28.72]Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my [03:29.12] [03:29.57][EMMETT] [03:29.77]Oh my God [03:32.31] [03:32.51][ENSEMBLE] [03:32.66]Omigod, omigod, you guys [03:33.71]Granted not a complete surprise [03:37.50]But if there ever was a perfect couple [03:38.69]This one qualifies [03:39.54] [03:39.74][ELLE/EMMETT] [03:40.33]And now I've found my love [03:42.33] [03:42.68][ENSEMBLE] [03:43.28]My God! [03:43.78] [03:43.98][ELLE/EMMETT] [03:44.22]I've found my way to love [03:44.87] [03:45.57][ENSEMBLE] [03:46.07]You guys! [03:46.71] [03:46.96][ELLE/EMMETT] [03:47.36]I've finally found my prize [03:48.30] [03:48.71][ENSEMBLE] [03:48.91]If there ever was a perfect couple [03:50.73]This one qualifies [03:52.27]'Cause we love you guys [03:53.77] [03:53.91][ELLE/EMMETT] [03:54.36]No, we love you guys [03:54.76] [03:54.96][ENSEMBLE] [03:55.11]Omigod [03:55.66] [03:55.86][ELLE] [03:56.05]Omigod [03:59.45][ELLE/EMMETT/ENSEMBLE] [03:59.75]You guys [04:04.74]Omigod