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[00:00.79]There! Right There!
[00:02.35]Look at that tan, that tinted skin.
[00:04.25]Look at the killer shape he's in.
[00:05.86]Look at that slightly stubbly chin.
[00:07.68]Oh Please he's gay, totally gay.
[00:09.44]I'm not about to celebrate.
[00:11.21]Every trait could indicate the totally straight expatriate.
[00:15.40]This guy's not gay, I say not gay.
[00:17.43]That is the elephant in the room
[00:19.11]Well is it relevant to assume
[00:20.60]that a man who wears perfume
[00:22.42]is automatically radically fey?
[00:24.59]But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
[00:26.60]Look at his silk translucent socks.
[00:28.36]There's the eternal paradox.
[00:30.30]Look what we're seeing.
[00:31.30]What are we seeing?
[00:32.57]Is he gay?
[00:33.26]Of course he's gay.
[00:34.27]Or European?
[00:37.58]ohhhhhh
[00:43.43]Gay or European?
[00:46.12]It's hard to guarantee
[00:48.42]Is he gay or European?
[00:51.37]Well, hey don't look at me.
[00:52.82]You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.
[00:56.61]They play peculiar sports.
[00:58.54]In shiny shirts and tiny shorts.
[01:00.72]Gay or foreign fella?
[01:02.59]The answer could take weeks.
[01:04.08]They will say things like "ciao bella"
[01:05.96]while they kiss you on both cheeks.
[01:07.39]Oh please.
[01:08.08]Gay or European?
[01:09.82]So many shades of gray.
[01:11.78]Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
[01:15.64]Is he gay or European?
[01:16.88]or
[01:17.83]There! Right There!
[01:18.95]Look at that condescending smirk.
[01:21.00]Seen it on every guy at work.
[01:22.93]That is a metro hetero jerk.
[01:25.04]That guy's not gay, I say no way.
[01:26.68]That is the elephant in the room.
[01:28.67]Well is it relevant to presume
[01:30.22]that a hottie in that costume
[01:32.01]Is automatically-radically
[01:33.50]Ironically chronically
[01:34.83]Certainly pertinently
[01:35.82]Genetically medically
[01:36.71]GAY!
[01:37.16]OFFICIALLY GAY
[01:37.91]OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY
[01:40.39]DAMNIT!
[01:41.20]Gay or European?
[01:42.76]So stylish and relaxed.
[01:44.50]Is he gay or European?
[01:46.30]I think his chest is waxed
[01:48.20]But they bring their boys up different there.
[01:50.00]It's culturally diverse.
[01:52.02]It's not a fashion curse.
[01:53.60]If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
[01:55.54]Gay or just exotic?
[01:57.31]I still can't crack the code.
[01:58.93]Yet his accent is hypnotic
[02:00.83]but his shoes are pointy toed.
[02:02.20]Huh.
[02:03.04]Gay or European?
[02:04.41]So many shades of gray.
[02:06.33]But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday.
[02:10.07]Is he gay or European?
[02:11.37]gay or European?
[02:12.86]Gay or Euro-
[02:14.00]Wait a minute!
[02:15.07]Give me a chance to crack this guy.
[02:16.46]I have an idea I'd like to try.
[02:17.51]The floor is yours.
[02:19.97]So Mr. Argitacos...
[02:22.15]This alleged affair with Ms. Windam has been going on for?
[02:25.20]2 years.
[02:26.13]And your first name again is...?
[02:27.19]Mikos.
[02:28.32]And your boyfriend's name is...?
[02:29.10]Carlos.
[02:30.66]I'm sorry! I misunderstand. You say boyfriend.
[02:32.85]I thought you say best friend. Carlos is my best friend
[02:36.58]You bastard!
[02:38.40]You lying bastard!
[02:40.14]That's it.
[02:40.84]I no cover for you, no more!
[02:42.27]Peoples
[02:44.01]I have a big announcement.
[02:46.50]This man is Gay and European!
[02:49.61]and neither is his place.
[02:50.93]You've got to stop your being
[02:52.49]a completely closet case.
[02:54.50]It's me,not her he's seeing.
[02:56.19]No matter what he say
[02:57.95]I swear he never ever ever swing the other way.
[03:01.57]You are so gay.
[03:02.32]You big parfait!
[03:03.25]You flaming boy band cabaret.
[03:05.95]I'm straight!
[03:06.76]You were not yesterday.
[03:08.25]So if I may, I'm proud to say,
[03:11.00]He's gay!
[03:12.00]And European!
[03:12.56]He's gay!
[03:13.36]And European!
[03:14.36]He's gay!
[03:15.17]And European and Gay!
[03:18.34]Fine okay I'm gay!
[03:19.83]Hooray!