[00:00.00]Elle, do you know the number one reason behind all bad hair decisions?
[00:06.66]Love!
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[00:08.19]You're lost without your love
[00:10.19]Your heart is on the floor
[00:11.79]I can help you
[00:13.15]I've been there before!
[00:14.79]When I need to relax
[00:16.23]I just put on some tracks
[00:18.32]From this CD I bought for the store
[00:23.66](Celtic chanting)
[00:28.02]Isn't that relaxing? It's called CELTIC MOODS!
[00:37.19]When I'm lonely or feeling dejected
[00:41.09]I play this and it never fails
[00:45.01][01:04.31]I pretend like I'm in Ireland
[00:49.18]With Enya and the whales
[00:57.13]When my telephone gets disconnected
[01:01.00]Or I spend every night alone
[01:08.97]Where the Irish bagpipes drone
[01:14.58]Smell the grass as a rainstorm is endin'
[01:18.14]People smile while I stroll past their farms
[01:22.45]With a redheaded sailor named Brendan
[01:26.50]And we dance without moving our arms
[01:32.36]In a bar once I met this guy Dewey
[01:36.33]And he bought me like 14 beers
[01:40.30]And he told me that he was from Ireland
[01:44.43]So I lived with him 10 years
[01:48.07]If I squinted he looked like my sailor
[01:51.71]Through my boozy delusional fog
[01:55.90]But he dumped me for some slut named Kayla
[01:59.87]Took my trailer and took my dog
[02:04.35]In Ireland they know how to love you
[02:07.77]You embrace in the misty Irish breeze
[02:12.18]And if your Irish boy tires of you
[02:16.35]You're allowed to shoot him in the knees
[02:22.50]Hey, you look like that poster for Ireland
[02:26.51]Long blonde hair and the sweet sunny face
[02:30.47]Oh no wait that's the poster for Sweden
[02:34.41]Oh screw it. I'll never see either place!
[02:38.78]But a girl sweet as you has a future
[02:43.09]You have hope as each new day dawns
[02:47.40]Girls like you always get to see Ireland
[02:54.60]Give my love to the leprechauns