[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [00:01.15]SERENA: [00:01.40]Honey whatcha cryin at? [00:03.05]You're not losing him to that [00:04.99]Both her hair and shoes are flat [00:07.44]Why is she so rude? [00:09.54]MARGOT: [00:09.80]Wipe your tears, it's no big thing [00:11.69]You were meant to wear his ring [00:14.04]Cheer-up, chin-up [00:15.05]It's time to bring [00:16.29]GREEK CHORUS: [00:16.49]A happy attitude [00:17.53]MARGOT: [00:17.83]Keep it positive [00:20.78]As you slap her to the floor [00:22.53]GREEK CHORUS: [00:22.73]Keep it positive [00:24.87]SERENA: [00:25.17]As you pull her hair and call her whore [00:27.77]PILAR: [00:27.98]You can take her in a fight [00:29.37]MARGOT: [00:29.57]You and he will reunite! [00:31.83]GREEK CHORUS: [00:32.13]You know we're right [00:33.63]We're positive [00:36.37]KILL HER! [00:38.01]ELLE: [00:40.31]Girls, girls! [00:41.65]Violence is never wise [00:43.60]Not the way to win back guys [00:45.89]Anyway she's twice my size [00:47.99]who's gotta plan B? [00:49.29]PILAR: [00:49.49]Me! [00:50.45]Look at her, she's like a nun [00:52.71]Show him you are way more fun [00:54.64]Bust out the lap dance [00:56.24]and you won [00:56.90]You off the hizzle, gee! [00:58.69]ELLE: [00:58.89]what? [00:59.28]GREEK CHORUS: [00:59.74]Keep it positive [01:00.79]MARGOT: [01:01.08]Yeah! Let out your inner freak! [01:02.88]GREEK CHORUS: [01:03.39]Keep it positive [01:05.18]PILAR: [01:05.44]Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week [01:07.73]SERENA: [01:07.93]You will whet his appetite [01:10.18]MARGOT: [01:10.38]You and he will reunite [01:12.43]GREEK CHORUS: [01:12.67]You know we're right [01:13.92]We're positive [01:16.42]We're positive [01:18.88]We're positive [01:20.87]We're posi... [01:22.07]ELLE: [01:22.22](Spoken) [01:22.47]Omigod... You're making me sick. [01:23.96]VIVIENNE: [01:24.11](Spoken) [01:24.41]Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place. [01:28.11]GREEK CHORUS: [01:29.56]Hey, hey, hey! [01:31.80]We're positive [01:33.01]That he loves you and not her [01:34.81]You're hotta' [01:36.06]And I bet ya smarter! [01:37.57]She don't know the real him [01:38.76]You feel him [01:40.11]So don't her her steal him [01:42.01]Wake him up like sleepin beauty [01:43.96]Turn his head with your red hot booty [01:45.95]You bring the noise if we bring the funk [01:47.90]It's positively time to shake your junk [01:50.05]shake, shake, shake, shake, [01:52.75]shake, shake, shake, shake,shake, shake, [01:55.28]Whoo [01:56.49](DANCE BREAK) [02:13.20]ELLE: [02:13.95](Spoken) [02:14.24]Girls, how is this helping? He's not even here! [02:17.89]He left while we were shaking "junk"! Wait! [02:21.28](Sung) [02:21.53]Girls I'm positive [02:24.17]That we've taken this to far [02:25.92]No I'm positive [02:28.47]This is Harvard not a stripper bar [02:31.01]All this trashy carryin' on [02:33.30]Thats the reason that he's gone [02:35.64]I need a salon [02:36.95]GREEK CHORUS: [02:37.15]WHOO! [02:37.54]ELLE: [02:37.74]Girls I'm [02:38.45]ALL: [02:38.75]Positive [02:39.74]ELLE: [02:39.99]Try not to get upset [02:41.65]But I'm [02:41.84]ALL: [02:42.34]Positive [02:44.23]ELLE: [02:44.43]That it's time for me to go brunette [02:46.44]GREEK CHORUS: [02:46.64]what!? [02:46.79]ELLE: [02:47.64]Being blonde and being hot [02:48.83]That got me exactly squat! [02:52.35]Gotta to show him I've got more to give [02:54.95]GREEK CHORUS: [02:55.15]Whoa, whoa, whoa [02:55.70]ELLE: [02:57.84]No I'm positive [02:59.14]GREEK CHORUS: [02:59.54]Positive [03:00.24]ELLE: [03:00.43]I'm positive [03:01.33]GREEK CHORUS: [03:01.54]Positive [03:02.53]ELLE: [03:02.73]I'm positive [03:03.53]GIRLS: [03:03.78]Positive [03:05.32]Positive [03:07.31]ELLE AND GREEK CHORUS: [03:07.57]Positive!