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[00:11.59]EMMETT
[00:11.79](spoken) Hello. I'm Emmett Forrest.
[00:13.68]Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law.
[00:17.03]Uh, let's go around and share a bit about yourselves.
[00:20.71]AARON
[00:20.86](spoken) Aaron Sholtz.
[00:22.06](sung) I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[00:24.75]I write financial software codes
[00:27.55]But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:29.95]How many yachts can one man own?
[00:32.88]Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:35.68]Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:38.53]Why bother with false modesty?
[00:41.22]Harvard's the perfect place for me
[00:43.57]STUDENTS
[00:43.82]Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:46.77]Welcome to Harvard
[00:48.07]What's up?
[00:48.77]Yo!
[00:49.42]SUNDY
[00:49.62](spoken) Sundy Pagrowell Pommadon, but you may call me "your majesty."
[00:54.81](sung) In my country
[00:57.27]My word was law
[01:00.00]But then I flee
[01:02.75]Because of stupid "coup d'etat"
[01:05.99]But here I learn
[01:09.12]I make new friends
[01:11.62]And soon return
[01:13.93]In bullet-proof Mercedes Benz
[01:16.52]STUDENTS
[01:16.77]Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:19.31]Welcome to Har--
[01:20.36]ENID
[01:22.46](spoken) ENID HUPES!
[01:23.06](sung) I did the peace corps overseas
[01:23.47]Inoculating refugees
[01:24.47]In family clinics that I built myself
[01:26.56]From mud and trees
[01:27.51]I fought to clean up their lagoons
[01:28.95]And save their rare endangered loons
[01:29.90]And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:33.24]STUDENTS
[01:33.59]Pretty impressive, good--
[01:34.50]ENID
[01:35.45]But now I'm on the legal track
[01:36.90]Because this country's out of whack
[01:38.03]And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:40.25]We'll make the government come clean
[01:41.70]And get more people voting green
[01:43.50]And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine
[01:45.34]ELLE
[01:46.04](spoken) I love your top! It is so fatigue chic!
[01:50.72]Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101 with Professor Callahan and
[01:53.22]Warner Huntington the Third?
[01:55.61]EMMETT
[01:55.91](spoken) It's in Houser. Over there, second building on the left.
[01:59.10]ELLE
[01:59.45](spoken) Thanks!
[02:02.05]AARON
[02:02.25]I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
[02:04.59]I write financial software codes
[02:07.42]Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:09.18]SUNDY
[02:09.47]In my country
[02:09.92]My word was law
[02:10.42]Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:12.27]ENID
[02:12.62]I did the peace corps overseas
[02:14.36]Inoculating refugees
[02:14.56]Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:15.12]STUDENTS
[02:15.37]Harvard's the perfect place for--
[02:15.81]ELLE
[02:16.16]Warner!
[02:16.66]STUDENTS
[02:17.21]Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:17.56]ELLE
[02:17.76](spoken) Scuse me!
[02:18.05]STUDENTS
[02:18.45]Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:19.61]ELLE
[02:20.45](spoken) Pardon me!
[02:20.65]STUDENTS
[02:21.30]Ha-a-a-a-a
[02:22.05]ELLE
[02:22.99](spoken) Comin' through!
[02:23.84]STUDENTS
[02:24.04]Harvard's the perfect place for me!
[02:25.44]Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:28.87]Welcome to Harvard
[02:29.93]WARNER
[02:30.18](spoken) Elle?
[02:30.48]ELLE
[02:31.42](spoken) Omigod, Warner? I totally forgot you go here!