Song | 少 林 功 夫 加 蒸 気 波 |
Artist | 秦小站 |
Album | 少 林 功 夫 加 蒸 気 波 有 没 有 搞 头 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[00:00.000] | 作曲 : 秦小站 |
[00:00.011] | 作词 : 秦小站/周星驰 |
[00:00.35] | 星驰:少林功夫加蒸汽波,你说有没有搞头? |
[00:06.04] | 大师兄:没搞头! |
[00:11.39] | 星驰:你没做怎么知道没搞头? |
[00:13.00] | 大师兄:你不要说了! |
[00:14.39] | 我劝你还是脚踏实地的做人吧。 |
[00:16.64] | 这里有一份洗厕所的工作你先做, |
[00:18.90] | 你就别做梦了。 |
[00:20.20] | 星驰:做人如果没梦想,那跟咸鱼有什么分别啊?! |
[00:23.92] | 大师兄:你连鞋都没有,那不就是咸鱼一条了? |
[00:26.86] | 学人家讲理想! |
[00:28.88] | 星驰:话不能这么讲。 |
[00:30.51] | 我心中地一团火是不~~~会熄灭! |
[00:34.19] | 大师兄:这把它吹熄了?! |
[00:36.28] | 星驰:熄了可以再点着它。 |
[00:38.03] | 大师兄:够了!我过我的生活,你点你的火, |
[00:42.07] | 总之你不要再烦我了!我要养家糊口啊大哥! |
[00:46.08] | 星驰:噢,当年你苦练铁头功, |
[00:49.15] | 你就忍心这么眼巴巴地荒废它了吗? |
[00:52.35] | 大师兄:错, |
[00:54.44] | 这十几来我的铁头功从来就没有荒废过! |
[00:57.15] | 大师兄:少林功夫好啊。 |
[00:58.67] | 星驰:真滴好 |
[01:06.08] | 大师兄:少林功夫棒。 |
[01:07.66] | 星驰:真滴棒 |
[01:10.49] | 大师兄:我是铁头功 |
[01:13.81] | 星驰:无敌铁头功 |
[01:15.60] | 大师兄:你是金刚腿 |
[01:17.80] | 星驰:我是金刚腿 |
[01:22.72] | 大师兄:挖你个头 |
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[00:00.000] | zuo qu : qin xiao zhan |
[00:00.011] | zuo ci : qin xiao zhan zhou xing chi |
[00:00.35] | xing chi: shao lin gong fu jia zheng qi bo, ni shuo you mei you gao tou? |
[00:06.04] | da shi xiong: mei gao tou! |
[00:11.39] | xing chi: ni mei zuo zen me zhi dao mei gao tou? |
[00:13.00] | da shi xiong: ni bu yao shuo le! |
[00:14.39] | wo quan ni hai shi jiao ta shi di de zuo ren ba. |
[00:16.64] | zhe li you yi fen xi ce suo de gong zuo ni xian zuo, |
[00:18.90] | ni jiu bie zuo meng le. |
[00:20.20] | xing chi: zuo ren ru guo mei meng xiang, na gen xian yu you shen me fen bie a?! |
[00:23.92] | da shi xiong: ni lian xie dou mei you, na bu jiu shi xian yu yi tiao le? |
[00:26.86] | xue ren jia jiang li xiang! |
[00:28.88] | xing chi: hua bu neng zhe me jiang. |
[00:30.51] | wo xin zhong di yi tuan huo shi bu hui xi mie! |
[00:34.19] | da shi xiong: zhe ba ta chui xi le?! |
[00:36.28] | xing chi: xi le ke yi zai dian zhao ta. |
[00:38.03] | da shi xiong: gou le! wo guo wo de sheng huo, ni dian ni de huo, |
[00:42.07] | zong zhi ni bu yao zai fan wo le! wo yao yang jia hu kou a da ge! |
[00:46.08] | xing chi: o, dang nian ni ku lian tie tou gong, |
[00:49.15] | ni jiu ren xin zhe me yan ba ba di huang fei ta le ma? |
[00:52.35] | da shi xiong: cuo, |
[00:54.44] | zhe shi ji lai wo de tie tou gong cong lai jiu mei you huang fei guo! |
[00:57.15] | da shi xiong: shao lin gong fu hao a. |
[00:58.67] | xing chi: zhen di hao |
[01:06.08] | da shi xiong: shao lin gong fu bang. |
[01:07.66] | xing chi: zhen di bang |
[01:10.49] | da shi xiong: wo shi tie tou gong |
[01:13.81] | xing chi: wu di tie tou gong |
[01:15.60] | da shi xiong: ni shi jin gang tui |
[01:17.80] | xing chi: wo shi jin gang tui |
[01:22.72] | da shi xiong: wa ni ge tou |
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[00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : qín xiǎo zhàn |
[00:00.011] | zuò cí : qín xiǎo zhàn zhōu xīng chí |
[00:00.35] | xīng chí: shǎo lín gōng fū jiā zhēng qì bō, nǐ shuō yǒu méi yǒu gǎo tóu? |
[00:06.04] | dà shī xiōng: méi gǎo tóu! |
[00:11.39] | xīng chí: nǐ méi zuò zěn me zhī dào méi gǎo tóu? |
[00:13.00] | dà shī xiōng: nǐ bú yào shuō le! |
[00:14.39] | wǒ quàn nǐ hái shì jiǎo tā shi dì de zuò rén ba. |
[00:16.64] | zhè lǐ yǒu yī fèn xǐ cè suǒ de gōng zuò nǐ xiān zuò, |
[00:18.90] | nǐ jiù bié zuò mèng le. |
[00:20.20] | xīng chí: zuò rén rú guǒ méi mèng xiǎng, nà gēn xián yú yǒu shén me fēn bié a?! |
[00:23.92] | dà shī xiōng: nǐ lián xié dōu méi yǒu, nà bù jiù shì xián yú yī tiáo le? |
[00:26.86] | xué rén jiā jiǎng lǐ xiǎng! |
[00:28.88] | xīng chí: huà bù néng zhè me jiǎng. |
[00:30.51] | wǒ xīn zhōng dì yī tuán huǒ shì bú huì xī miè! |
[00:34.19] | dà shī xiōng: zhè bǎ tā chuī xī le?! |
[00:36.28] | xīng chí: xī le kě yǐ zài diǎn zháo tā. |
[00:38.03] | dà shī xiōng: gòu le! wǒ guò wǒ de shēng huó, nǐ diǎn nǐ de huǒ, |
[00:42.07] | zǒng zhī nǐ bú yào zài fán wǒ le! wǒ yào yǎng jiā hú kǒu a dà gē! |
[00:46.08] | xīng chí: ō, dāng nián nǐ kǔ liàn tiě tóu gōng, |
[00:49.15] | nǐ jiù rěn xīn zhè me yǎn bā bā dì huāng fèi tā le ma? |
[00:52.35] | dà shī xiōng: cuò, |
[00:54.44] | zhè shí jǐ lái wǒ de tiě tóu gōng cóng lái jiù méi yǒu huāng fèi guò! |
[00:57.15] | dà shī xiōng: shǎo lín gōng fū hǎo a. |
[00:58.67] | xīng chí: zhēn dī hǎo |
[01:06.08] | dà shī xiōng: shǎo lín gōng fū bàng. |
[01:07.66] | xīng chí: zhēn dī bàng |
[01:10.49] | dà shī xiōng: wǒ shì tiě tóu gōng |
[01:13.81] | xīng chí: wú dí tiě tóu gōng |
[01:15.60] | dà shī xiōng: nǐ shì jīn gāng tuǐ |
[01:17.80] | xīng chí: wǒ shì jīn gāng tuǐ |
[01:22.72] | dà shī xiōng: wā nǐ gè tóu |
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