The Cockeyed Mayor Of Kaunakakai -Teresa Bright
He wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai
He was just a lazy
Malihini haole boy
All the girls were crazy
To share his fish and poi
He wore a lei and he wore a smile
He drank a gallon of oke to make life worthwhile
Then he made 'em laugh till he made 'em cry
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai
The horse he rode was skinny
A broken-down old female
So he placed a green panini
Right under the horse's tail
He made her buck and he made her fly
All over the Island of Molokai
You could hear the kanes and wahines cheer
As they gave him a lei of kikanias
Now you've heard my story
'Bout the mayor of Kaunakakai
And all his fame and glory
On the Island of Molokai
Oh he wore a malo and a coconut hat
One was for this and the other for that
All the people shouted as he went by
He was the cockeyed mayor of Kaunakakai