Right now
He's probably slow dancing
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now
He's probably buying her some
Fruity little drink
Cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now
He's probably up behind her
With a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I Took a Louisville slugger
To both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
He'll think before he cheats
Right now
She's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karoke
Right now
She's probably saying I'm drunk
And he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky
Right now
He's probably dabbing 3 dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
Oh and he don't know
Oh that I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I Took a Louisville slugger
To both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time
He'll think before he cheats
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it won't be on me
Ohh not on me
Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I Took a Louisville slugger
To both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time
He'll think before he cheats
Ohh Maybe next time
He'll think before he cheats
Ohh before he cheats
Ohh