[00:22.100]If you are what you say you are
[00:26.760]A super star
[00:29.330]Then have no fear the camera's here
[00:34.140]and the microphone and they wanna know
[00:40.0]Oh oh oh oh
[00:42.410]If you are what you say you are
[00:46.600]A super star
[00:49.520]Then have no fear the crowd is here
[00:54.130]and the lights are on and they want a show
[01:00.20]Oh oh oh oh
[01:02.230]Yea, uh
[01:03.660]A fresh cool young Lu
[01:06.0]Trying to cash his microphone check 2, 1, 2
[01:08.370]Want to believe my own hype but it's too untrue
[01:10.890]The world brought me to my knees
[01:12.210]What have you brung you
[01:13.410]Did you improve on the design
[01:15.110]Did you do something new
[01:16.110]Well your name ain't on the guest list
[01:17.789]Who brung you, you
[01:18.840]The more famous person you come through
[01:21.110]And the sexy lady next to you
[01:22.830]You come to
[01:23.950]And then it hit me
[01:24.820]Standing outside of heaven waiting for god to come and get me
[01:27.539]Im too uncouth
[01:28.780]Unschooled to the rules
[01:30.39]And two gum shoe
[01:31.240]Too much of a newcomer
[01:32.650]And too uncool
[01:33.820]Like Shadow and Lavelle
[01:35.280]I battle with it well
[01:36.450]Though I need a holiday like lady who song blue
[01:38.740]Go back what ever you did you undo
[01:41.190]Heavy is heaven
[01:42.710]The devil on my two tons too
[01:43.860]If you are what you say you are
[01:47.539]A super star
[01:49.950]Then have no fear the camera's here
[01:55.50]and the microphone and they want a show
[02:00.230]Oh oh oh oh
[02:03.840]And you better wear your shades
[02:05.690]The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage
[02:08.509]Down through the basement
[02:09.570]Passed the Indian graves
[02:10.509]Where the dinosaurs laid
[02:11.800]And out through china
[02:13.90]Nearly misses air liners
[02:14.390]Magnified times five
[02:15.670]This is pointed at the rhymer
[02:16.910]Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest a blaze
[02:18.740]Now that's important to say
[02:21.640]Cuz even with all of that
[02:22.920]Most of us don't want it to fade
[02:24.210]We want it to braid
[02:26.840]Meaning we want it to grow
[02:28.200]Meaning we want it to stay
[02:29.300]Like the governor called
[02:30.660]And they told him to wait
[02:31.950]Un-strap him from the chair
[02:33.170]And put him back in his cage
[02:34.380]The audience ain't fazed
[02:36.930]And they ain't gone clap and they ain't gone praise
[02:39.210]They want everything back that they paid
[02:41.790]Cuz they been waiting since ten to see the lights get dim
[02:44.30]If you are what you say you are
[02:48.10]A super star
[02:50.790]Then have no fear the camera's here
[02:55.520]and the microphone and they want a show
[03:01.260]Oh oh oh oh
[03:04.70]So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away
[03:07.120]Cuz I been standing in this line
[03:08.300]For like five whole days
[03:09.750]Me and security ain't getting along
[03:11.260]And when I got to the front they told me all of the tickets were gone
[03:14.720]So just take me home where the mood is mellow
[03:17.530]And the roses are thrown
[03:18.770]M&M's are yellow
[03:19.990]And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
[03:22.280]Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
[03:24.770]One for you and one for your sister
[03:27.380]Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
[03:29.750]Every songs a favorite song
[03:32.150]And mics don't feed back
[03:32.940]All the reviewers say you need to go and see that
[03:34.810]And everybody claps cuz everybody is pleased
[03:37.390]Then they all take the stage and start performing for me
[03:40.160]Like ha ha hahaha
[03:42.780]Ha ha hahaha ha
[03:45.30]If you are what you say you are
[03:48.750]A super star
[03:51.390]Then have no fear the camera's here
[03:55.610]and the microphone and they wanna know
[04:01.890]Oh oh oh oh
[04:04.30]If you are what you say you are
[04:08.310]A super star
[04:11.520]Then have no fear the crowd is here
[04:16.240]and the lights are on and they want a show
[04:21.779]Oh oh oh oh
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