There she sat on Orchard Mall,
as pretty as can be.
Black hair, brown eyes, 'bout five feet tall,
A star from SBC.
And though she was consuming lunch,
she did it with such grace.
So I bought burgers, one whole bunch,
Sat by and stuffed my face.
I smiled at her, mouth full of beef,
She pretended not to see.
So, casually, picking my teeth,
I said, 'I seen you on TV'
Finally after a while the actress turned to me.
And with a look which frozen my smile,
she said, Jiang Hua Yu.