Bill - Morgana King Written by:Oscar Hammerstein II/Pelhalm Grenville Wodehouse/Jerome Kern I used to dream that I would discover The perfect lover One day I knew I'd recognize him if ever He came 'round my way I always used to fancy then He'd be one of the godlike kind of men With a giant brain and a noble head Like the heroes bold in the books I've read But along came Bill Who's not the type at all You'd meet him on the street And never notice him His form his face His manly grace Are not the kind that you Would find in a statue I can't explain It's surely not his name That makes me thrill I love him because he's wonderful He's just my Bill Oh I love him because he's I don't know Because he's just my Bill